Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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