the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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