I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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