he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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