If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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