Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
