I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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