Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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