I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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