what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
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Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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