i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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