Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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