Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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