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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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