ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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