a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
NoShamevember. You game?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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