It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I think I just shit out all my problems.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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