As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
