Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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