I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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