if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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