Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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