I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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