Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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