Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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