Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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