butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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