holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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