She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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