sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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