Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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