mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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