Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
