pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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