So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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