You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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