This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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