I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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