O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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