i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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