Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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