My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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