that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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