i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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