So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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