Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
you made out with another girl for some wings
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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