At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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