Tell her she can't have a vagina
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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