Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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