I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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