Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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