And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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