So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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